Bueno, con este había ganado un concurso de escritura de la carrera de inglés:
Aphorisms:
Nature is man’s second enemy
Man is man’s first enemy
Don’t be afraid ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ the dead
Be afraid ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ the living instead
Here on Earth
‘Cause History never repeats itself
The Past never repeats itself
What’s done is done
And can’t be undone
And can’t be redone
Embrace the Present
Conquer the Future
Churches have never been so empty
Bars so full ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ hopes
There are too many dead cigarettes in the street
Clogging the city’s veins
But they are innocent
Human pettiness is to blame
Masses are being held at the gym
I also wanna be fit
I want to become a priest
I want to be an Alpha male
Smoking the meaninglessness ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ your life?
Drinking the pointlessness ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ your existence?
Sniffing your solitude in this Universe?
Injecting philosophical illusions?
But I am Sisyphus
And I never take a rest
I don’t have time for that
For the Gods gave me a task
Which I will accomplish
Without any complaint
You’re the bastard son
************SPAM/BANNEAR************ the Market and the State
Incestuous plague
In Your DNA
You say you wanna live longer
But you kill yourself faster
And you keep blaming God
For your mental poverty
And He sees from above
The image ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ your pathetic self
Makes him wanna puke
Over you
That’ll teach you a lesson
I’m a series ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ numbers typed by a bureaucrat
A computerized socialist
And I live in the digital cloud
50GB. That’s what I’m worth
And I don’t have any Bitcoins to buy more space
Free Two-Day shipping on AlphaBay
I want to be rich
And a freaking capitalist
All which I’m not supposed to be
That’s what I want to be
And even more
Just for tonight
Let me enjoy
The contradictions ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ humankind
I’m Latino, Spanish descent, and I like it
Sorry, but I didn’t kill any natives.
Judge me if you want!
Fuck it! So what?
I’ve never pretended to be a God
I’m just a simple human
Doing the best that I can
Show me a flower
I’ll have no inspiration
‘Cause I don’t belong
To a Romantic generation
I live in the city
Hence I’m a cynic
I am part ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ the generation
************SPAM/BANNEAR************ nothing specific
Now don’t talk to me about your stupid theories
Go fuck yourself with the Academia
You think you know it all
‘Cause you don’t ‘trust’ the Media
But I tell you
I’ve learned many things
At a call center
Which I didn’t know
Last semester
But You think yourself wise
You think you know about life
From Office 445
In the fourth floor ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ a distant building
You keep masturbating your ego
You may not like what I write
But I don’t write for you
And I don’t write for me either
I am a mediocre writer
At a mediocre university
With mediocre professors
With mediocre students
And mediocre pseudo-intellectuals
Yet I write for the sake ************SPAM/BANNEAR************ writing
‘Cause I’m a freaking autotelic
Got it now?